The long road to happiness.

Victory, 2-Row, and Cara-Pils
all into the pot,
250°F.

Wait.

Remove grains, drip.
Add malt, stir.

Boil, boil, boil, boil,
Over!
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
Clean!

60 Galena
30 Galena
15 Cascade
5 Cascade

Cool.

Sanitize carboy.
Pour wort.
Pitch Yeast.
Airlock.

1st fermentation:
1 week,
Agony.

Sanitize carboy.
Sanitize tubes.
Transfer.
Airlock.

2nd fermentation:
12 days,
Agony.

Bottling:
Drink, clean, sanitize.
Siphon, fill, cap.

Final fermentation:
2 weeks,
Agony.

Chill.
Wait.
Run.
Open.
Smell.
Taste.
Happiness.